Slick Sumbich

I Ain’t Doing Shit…..

Slick — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:53:53 +0000

I am on vacation this week and I ain’t doing shit.

Trish left 2 laundry baskets filled with dirty clothes by the laundry room door. I ain’t doing them. I think I have 3 more pair of clean underwear.

The pizza pan from last night is still on top of the oven. I ain’t doing it.

The kids are upstairs asleep right this moment, they’re on Spring Break this week…..when they wake up, they’ll have pop tarts and whatever they find to drink because I ain’t fixing them shit.

I need to take the car and get the emissions test done so we can buy this years tag…..I ain’t doing it.

For those of you who have Facebook and are on my “friends” list, you’ve seen this picture…For those of you who don’t, I am posting it for your viewing pleasure….

I took the kids to a drive through animal safari where the animals come right up to your vehicle and beg for food. It’s almost like driving through downtown Atlanta.

They would stick their heads in your window, slobber all over your blue jeans, and only move when you pressed the gas. Hhhmmm, this sounds like the chicks on the corner of Fulton Industrial and Marrietta Rd.

I can only imagine the mental images you female heathens have after looking a that photo above….

I wonder why that’s Trisha’s favorite?

I actually hit one of the animals. Twice.

Little bastards would stand dead center of the road and wouldn’t move. I figured a little budge wouldn’t hurt….Hell, it wasn’t my van anyway.

Yes, that’s me whining like a little bitch. I’m a germaphobe and these bastards were spreading germs like manners meant nothing to them.

They were acting like your kids… “Gimme gimme gimme”

All in all, it was such a fun trip.

But that’s it. I ain’t doing no more shit.

Wait a sec..

Trish just called. We’re apparently going to Dave and Busters, Six Flags, and the park this week.

Who’s vacation is this???!

The Explanation….

Slick — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:58:05 +0000

Look here you filthy heathens, I’m coming back as a changed man. The time I took off from this blogging crap has opened my eyes to the way I should behave, the correct way to express myself, and I learned to never put perfume, not even a dash, onto my penis.

That shit burns.

Anyway, I want you people to behave this time around….

Some of you have asked what happened.

Well, it wasn’t fun any more. It became a drag and it ceased to hold my interest. The time it took to actually make my “blog visits” was astounding. Keep in mind, I don’t have access to a computer at work so you can imagine the time it took away from my home life. If this one creates the same problem, I’m giving you an advanced warning now…. I’ll be gone again.

Now, I have a question for you rotten folks….

Do you have arguments with your significant other over stupid shit???

I’ll bet you do. I know the answer why too….

Women are so damn stubborn!

Just because a man asks for a blowjob the second his woman walks into the door from work after a 9 hour day doesn’t mean he wants it right then….geeeeeez.

You Been Looking For Me?

Slick — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:30:15 +0000

I’m back…. for how long, who knows? Yeah, I lost my domain name and web host and shit….but oh well

Anyway, stroke my ego….

Missed me??